Survey: If Freaky One lost a finger while paying bills because she stuck her finger in a juicer...?

...would you suck the blood and bandage her up nicely, and then kiss her other fingers to make it all better?

Survey: If Freaky One lost a finger while paying bills because she stuck her finger in a juicer...?
If that's the case, I may have to stick my whole body in there.





ummm....I'll leave the "good" parts in tact.
Reply:without a moments hesitation, i would also be taking advantage of her fragile situation and make out with her until she stops crying.
Reply:mmmm.....juicing while paying bills, she seems ALOT smarter to me , I doubt that fate would ever befall her.......I'm not sure I would render first aid, but she may hire me to be her "finger giver", if it was the middle one.
Reply:Oh Gawd NO! (I'd drive Her to the ER, though)
Reply:she promised me she'd give me the juice....ummmm...great now I need another cold shower!
Reply:Yes...





then I would stick my finger in the juicer to feel her pain
Reply:i wouldnt suck the blood, id call u over and do it for me.